Going Bald, WTF Do I Do!

Hey Bald Man-

I have a question you should be an expert on.  I am young (20) and showing signs of going bald.  I have a receding hairline, and a very small but growing bald patch on the back of my head.  How did you cope with going bald?  Should I try and stop it?

Sincerely,

Freshly Balding

 

Hi Balding-

Going bald at such a young age blows.  I started getting noticeably bald a little younger than you, and I remember how tough it was.  Here is what you should do.

  1. Avoid hair replacement/regrowth products and drugs.  They are expensive and often do not work.  If they do work, you have to keep using them forever.  Until they invent a permanent, affordable solution, stay away.
  2. Shave your head (or at least cut your hair short).  Holding on to long or even medium length hair will make you look like a goon.  Trust me I did that until I was like 26 and my girlfriend at the time made me.  I looked like shit and was always self conscious.  The second I made the move to start shaving my head, I never considered going back to my old ways.
  3. Work out.  Going bald will, unfortunately, mean that a certain percentage of sexual partners are off the table.  There might be some girls with daddy issues that prefer bald men, but that will be rare and is not really a tangible benefit.  If you work out, some of the sexual partners you otherwise would not have a chance with will reconsider.

Thats all.  Once you start shaving your head, life becomes a lot easier.

-Bald Man

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